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Excuse me sir. Do you have a minute to talk about our dark lord and savior Cthulhu?
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hippopotamus-hi-tops: fuzzykitty01: “Excuse me, sir, but I would like to talk to you about the AVENGERS Initiative.” hE LANDS ON HIS GODDAMN FEET WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU A SORCERER SIR
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-shy-guy-: Excuse me sir…I know that you are a patient here, but…you see the other day, while I was giving you a sponge bath, I noticed that you were getting hard. Normally I wouldn’t be phased by that but, sir your cock is massive, and well….seeing
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nylonspantyhoseetc: “Yes sir, I know Mrs. Watson doesn’t like it. She’s just too old fashioned and thinks if your skirt doesn’t fall between your knees and ankles, it’s inappropriate. Excuse me sir, let me get the phone.”
boobgrowth: “Excuse me, sir? What I ordered seemed to have made my breasts grow larger… Could you tell me what was in it? I want to make some at home…”
thecountercurseisunjellify: spazzynerd: thecountercurseisunjellify: PLATFORM 9, PLATFORM 10. Nothing in between. Excuse me sir, can you tell me how to get to platform nine and three quarters? Platform 9 and 3 quarters, there ain’t no such thing.
heather2u: Excuse me sir, could you tighten this for me?
pretty green lady trainer follows me around pretty forest and heals my pokemon: (｡’▽’｡)♡ !blue trainer guy following me around dark dirty cave healing my pokemon: excuse me sir, yes, im gonna need u to stay about 5 feets away from me thank
